Ladies/Gents,
If, like me, you're a socially inept engineer whose interaction with other homo sapiens, on anything but purely academic levels, is a perennial concern: fear no more. In past millennia the omnipotent they discovered a depressant which, used recreationally, diminishes activity of the Awkward Gland thereby catalyzing free conversation and fuzzy relaxation.
The drug will be available over the counter at Linda's Tavern at 707 E. Pine this afternoon after COB (vanguard departing the lobby @ 1700hrs). For the pregnant, chemically intolerant and those clinging to the temperance movement, it's a perfect opportunity to gloat in our incorrigible rosy faces.
Best wishes for your weekends if you're unable to join.
Captain of Vice, RH.
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